Wii Willy Winky - by using the forward motion, similar to the bowling game, see how large Willy's Winky becomes
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
Texas Hold 'Em
Featuring Dolly Parton. (Requires 2 x Wii controllers)
Emo Wii
Guide hip indie kid Carter (real name Cecil) around the city, looking for places to top himself. Score top points for getting as much attention as possible.
Dawn of the Agent
In this 1st person shooter, you play "Miles Muffin", a computer nerd with l33t skills. You are currently in-between contracts, when suddenly there is a heavy knock at the door. At the same time, the living room window smashes in, and "something" also falls down the chimney. In a non-stop frenzied frag-fest, you need to deploy your uber haxxor skillz, pocket protectors and sandals to maximum agent-stomping potential. Bonus points for using common house-hold items in special "combo moves" to defeat an agent. Eg, Sudden TV Mute Distract Fridge Rectum Move.Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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