Reply to: Inpsired by another post - Ideas for new wii games

[Board Game Geek]

Texas Hold 'Em

Featuring Dolly Parton. (Requires 2 x Wii controllers)

Emo Wii

Guide hip indie kid Carter (real name Cecil) around the city, looking for places to top himself. Score top points for getting as much attention as possible.

Dawn of the Agent

In this 1st person shooter, you play "Miles Muffin", a computer nerd with l33t skills. You are currently in-between contracts, when suddenly there is a heavy knock at the door. At the same time, the living room window smashes in, and "something" also falls down the chimney. In a non-stop frenzied frag-fest, you need to deploy your uber haxxor skillz, pocket protectors and sandals to maximum agent-stomping potential. Bonus points for using common house-hold items in special "combo moves" to defeat an agent. Eg, Sudden TV Mute Distract Fridge Rectum Move.

[darmstadt]

Wii Willy Winky - by using the forward motion, similar to the bowling game, see how large Willy's Winky becomes

[realityhack]

Wii Crouch - requires two controllers. See if you can make your Mii dance like a robot, jump higher than 6 inches, perform karate moves, etc.

'Wii Crouch'
See if you can recreate a spectacular dive into an opposing player and get sent off at a crucial stage in a major quarter final.

[darmstadt]

Wii Wee - to be used only with consumption of alcohol. See if you can still get it in the pot without hitting the sit after certain limits of Old Bladder Noggin'

Wii Crouch - requires two controllers. See if you can make your Mii dance like a robot, jump higher than 6 inches, perform karate moves, etc.

[DimPrawn]

Thunderbirds puppet show - You and your friends can bring the magic of Tracy Island to your living room by using your controllers to walk in the same camp manner as the stars of the Gerry Anderson TV series. Unlock the Lady Penelope levels for late night adult fun! **

**Captain Scarlet and Stingray expansion packs available.

[Chugnut]

Urban Pogo - bounce your way around a selection of city-scapes on your springy steed. Earn extra points for throwing shapes and attempting stunts. Lose points by looking like a porn mime artist whilst pogo'ing.


Karate Kid II - literally minutes of fun re-enacting "Wax on, Wax off" moments from the 80s. "Catch the Fly with the Chopsticks" bonus level included.


Where's me Bolas? - Despatch wave after wave of demented squirrels with your trusty South American weapon of yesteryear. Enjoy multiplayer deathmatch mayhem with your friends *.

* Bubblewrap included.


Thunderbirds puppet show - You and your friends can bring the magic of Tracy Island to your living room by using your controllers to walk in the same camp manner as the stars of the Gerry Anderson TV series. Unlock the Lady Penelope levels for late night adult fun! **

**Captain Scarlet and Stingray expansion packs available.

[DimPrawn]

Immigration Officer - You have to beat off illegal immigrants with a sh1tty stick as they clamber over barbed wire on their way to the Social Security office.

Mobile Phone Driver Demolition Derby - Holding you wii controller as a mobile phone you weave one handed through city traffic steering with your knees. Ladies can elect to put on lipstick or eyeliner at the same time.

[Bagpuss]

Given the range of actions you can make with a wii controller, I would love to see the following games:

Stabitty Stab Stab - rampage through Parliament and stab you "favourite" MP's and Cabinet Ministers. Bonus for top Civil Servants disemboweled (sp?)

Squirrel Stomp - How many cute fluffy Squirrels can you mutilate before the Russian Squirrel Keeper gets you!

Willy ****** and Chocolate Factory - Contaminate as many vats for chocolate with your frenzied hand action.


I'm sure you guys will think of some more.

SASguru the pot noodle and the ....

SallyAnne visit columbia, you insert the controller up your nose

[DimPrawn]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/6248780.stm

What you waiting for? Get coding!

[Jog On]

Tazer-Gun-Tube-Rage

The aim is to travel through the London underground armed only with a tazer gun. You have to electrocute your way from one destination to the other, you get more points for longer and more difficult journeys completed in shorter times. You get extra points for every free newspaper hander outer who gets in your way and attempts to slow you down.

For the extra hard setting you can introduce the anti-terror police who will chase you down, you will have the option to pick up their weapons and upgrade them for more carnage resulting in more police, MI5 and eventually the army in a Grand Theft Auto style climax.

You can also opt for a more stealthy mission and just try and beat the clock whilst tazering as few commuters as possible..

[realityhack]

'Cubicle Carnage'
You and your team of contractors have to escape from a client site teeming with permie zombies. Fight your way out of this fully-playable gameplay scenario with anything you can, coffee cups, keyboards, scissors, coat stands etc. For extra points, taunt your opponents by yelling your rate, how much holiday time you took this year, tear up balanced scorecards in front of them and so on.

[MrRobin]

'Celebrity Squares'
See if you can fit famous celebrities into a series of small, square, perspex boxes. Stack your grotesquely contorted celebs, place known rivals next to each other and watch them gnash their teeth.

This is GENIUS!!!! All the girls and women who buy Heat, OK etc. celeb magazines wishing for scandal, cat fights, new relationships etc. would love this. It could play like 'The Sims' and get different celebs to live together, work together etc. and the weekly events would be captured into a weekly in-game mag.

[SallyAnne]

Slim Jim - Avoid the food being hurled at you by food-dodging Super Models with the aim of fitting into your wedding dress the night before the big day.

"Slim Down Sally" - to the music of "Lay Down Sally" by Eric Clapton.

I really like this one!!

It could be a hit with the female market

[Clippy]

AtW's Thread Wars - Post as many tripe posts as possible in a 24Hr period. Bonus levels involve dodging nuts hurled by squirrels. To win the game, you must beat Big Ben, by making the final carp post of the year, before he chimes in the New Year.

[realityhack]

Squirrel Stomp - How many cute fluffy Squirrels can you mutilate before the Russian Squirrel Keeper gets you!

Oi!


I'd like to get the European Parliament and US Congress add-ons for Stabitty-Stab-Stab please.

'Trample'
Beat a tramp with a copy of the Big Issue. Bonus points for amputation, and power up for smashing his wine bottle and glassing the 'altruistic' Chelsea girl kneeling next to him.

'Red Ken'
A variation on the classic darts game. Interrupt a political speech by London's vainglorious leader with a bullseye, a double or a treble in his eyes, mouth and throat respectively.

'Celebrity Squares'
See if you can fit famous celebrities into a series of small, square, perspex boxes. Stack your grotesquely contorted celebs, place known rivals next to each other and watch them gnash their teeth.

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