Inpsired by another post - Ideas for new wii games

[MrRobin]

'Celebrity Squares'
See if you can fit famous celebrities into a series of small, square, perspex boxes. Stack your grotesquely contorted celebs, place known rivals next to each other and watch them gnash their teeth.

This is GENIUS!!!! All the girls and women who buy Heat, OK etc. celeb magazines wishing for scandal, cat fights, new relationships etc. would love this. It could play like 'The Sims' and get different celebs to live together, work together etc. and the weekly events would be captured into a weekly in-game mag.

[realityhack]

'Cubicle Carnage'
You and your team of contractors have to escape from a client site teeming with permie zombies. Fight your way out of this fully-playable gameplay scenario with anything you can, coffee cups, keyboards, scissors, coat stands etc. For extra points, taunt your opponents by yelling your rate, how much holiday time you took this year, tear up balanced scorecards in front of them and so on.

[Jog On]

Tazer-Gun-Tube-Rage

The aim is to travel through the London underground armed only with a tazer gun. You have to electrocute your way from one destination to the other, you get more points for longer and more difficult journeys completed in shorter times. You get extra points for every free newspaper hander outer who gets in your way and attempts to slow you down.

For the extra hard setting you can introduce the anti-terror police who will chase you down, you will have the option to pick up their weapons and upgrade them for more carnage resulting in more police, MI5 and eventually the army in a Grand Theft Auto style climax.

You can also opt for a more stealthy mission and just try and beat the clock whilst tazering as few commuters as possible..

[DimPrawn]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/6248780.stm

What you waiting for? Get coding!

[Bagpuss]

Given the range of actions you can make with a wii controller, I would love to see the following games:

Stabitty Stab Stab - rampage through Parliament and stab you "favourite" MP's and Cabinet Ministers. Bonus for top Civil Servants disemboweled (sp?)

Squirrel Stomp - How many cute fluffy Squirrels can you mutilate before the Russian Squirrel Keeper gets you!

Willy ****** and Chocolate Factory - Contaminate as many vats for chocolate with your frenzied hand action.


I'm sure you guys will think of some more.

SASguru the pot noodle and the ....

SallyAnne visit columbia, you insert the controller up your nose

[DimPrawn]

Immigration Officer - You have to beat off illegal immigrants with a sh1tty stick as they clamber over barbed wire on their way to the Social Security office.

Mobile Phone Driver Demolition Derby - Holding you wii controller as a mobile phone you weave one handed through city traffic steering with your knees. Ladies can elect to put on lipstick or eyeliner at the same time.

[Chugnut]

Urban Pogo - bounce your way around a selection of city-scapes on your springy steed. Earn extra points for throwing shapes and attempting stunts. Lose points by looking like a porn mime artist whilst pogo'ing.


Karate Kid II - literally minutes of fun re-enacting "Wax on, Wax off" moments from the 80s. "Catch the Fly with the Chopsticks" bonus level included.


Where's me Bolas? - Despatch wave after wave of demented squirrels with your trusty South American weapon of yesteryear. Enjoy multiplayer deathmatch mayhem with your friends *.

* Bubblewrap included.


Thunderbirds puppet show - You and your friends can bring the magic of Tracy Island to your living room by using your controllers to walk in the same camp manner as the stars of the Gerry Anderson TV series. Unlock the Lady Penelope levels for late night adult fun! **

**Captain Scarlet and Stingray expansion packs available.

[DimPrawn]

Thunderbirds puppet show - You and your friends can bring the magic of Tracy Island to your living room by using your controllers to walk in the same camp manner as the stars of the Gerry Anderson TV series. Unlock the Lady Penelope levels for late night adult fun! **

**Captain Scarlet and Stingray expansion packs available.

[darmstadt]

Wii Wee - to be used only with consumption of alcohol. See if you can still get it in the pot without hitting the sit after certain limits of Old Bladder Noggin'

Wii Crouch - requires two controllers. See if you can make your Mii dance like a robot, jump higher than 6 inches, perform karate moves, etc.

[realityhack]

Wii Crouch - requires two controllers. See if you can make your Mii dance like a robot, jump higher than 6 inches, perform karate moves, etc.

'Wii Crouch'
See if you can recreate a spectacular dive into an opposing player and get sent off at a crucial stage in a major quarter final.