A spot of female logic

[EternalOptimist]

I was camping in the Lake district and my brother turned up with one of those big family tents.

I went along to help them put it up and walked into a bit of a dispute. He had set up the groundsheet, all nicely tucked up inside the tent, but she insisted that the edges had to go outside. When he (and I) pointed out that the rain would run off the outer and get inside on top of the groundsheet, she called us idiots.
When we pointed out that we had been camping in all weathers for donkeys years, she wouldnt listen.

Needless to say she got flooded out then berated her hubby for listening to her.

[gingerjedi]

'Wimin' may have inferior logic but according to my wife they can multitask which men apparently can't.

I'm happy to let the misses believe that for as long as she likes.

[cailin maith]

I’ve been trying to explain how thermostats work for years, I still keep finding them turned up to maximum because according to her this will heat the rooms faster.

You mean it doesn't.....

[Clippy]

Then they wonder why we only ever look at their "bakery products".

[M_B]

'Wimin' may have inferior logic but according to my wife they can multitask which men apparently can't.

I'm happy to let the misses believe that for as long as she likes.

They can't genuinely multitask though. They just get confused about what they are currently doing and start something new. A little while later they remember and go back. This they claim, is multitasking.

Real multitasking is watching a film and explaining it to your wife at the same time.

[Churchill]

Then they wonder why we only ever look at their "bakery products".

Ah, puppies.

Churchill - In "Satanta" mode!

[Zorba]

Churchill - In "Satanta" mode!

Sounds like a fusion of the Devil and the AlternativetoSkySportsalsoavailableonFreeview.

[hyperD]

I’ve been trying to explain how thermostats work for years, I still keep finding them turned up to maximum because according to her this will heat the rooms faster.

You need a better system, something more direct that a female mind can comprehend, such as putting the following pictures on the thermostat:

A picture of a luxurious Maldives holiday at the 15°C marker

A picture of a holiday in Costa del Sol with a basket of chicken n chips at the 21°C marker

A picture of a carvan in Bognor with a plate of tripe at the maximum marker

[EternalOptimist]

if woman can multitask

how come my missus cant have a headache and give me a BJ at the same time ?

[BoredBloke]

'Wimin' may have inferior logic but according to my wife they can multitask which men apparently can't.

I'm happy to let the misses believe that for as long as she likes.

again I have pointed out to her that I like to do one good job instead of 2 half @rsed ones - which I have to fix anyway.