Funniest thread in a long time - keep 'em coming...
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Funniest thread in a long time - keep 'em coming...
"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Women refer to them as tampons, not “funny thread”. Obviously they are stuck up cnuts.Originally posted by Ruprect View Post Funniest thread in a long time - keep 'em coming...Comment
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I like your ideaOriginally posted by hyperD View Post however... since she's taking a year off to bring up our little darling the caravan pic will be the only incentive so I'll stick that at 15°C with a pic of some dirty faced homeless people only slightly further round.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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The Offside Rule explained to a Woman
You’re in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.
The female shopper in front of you has seen them also & is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses.
It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.
The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.
Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you.
If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes!
At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, “whilst it is in flight” you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes!
BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has “actually been thrown”, it would be plain wrong to be in front of the other shopper!The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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Correct - they are able to believe they can multitask and be wrong at the same time.Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostComment
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A nice idea, but you wouldn't want to confuse them with the concept of exchanging money for goods or services. Their brains might not be able to cope.Originally posted by wendigo100 View PostComment
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We have a guy in at the moment tiling our kitchen floor. My wife said to me this morning that he'll do the utility room if I clear it out. That means get the washer, dryer and fridge freezer out of it. Now consider that it was 7:30am when she told me, rather than last night and I was about to head off to work.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Originally posted by chef View Post Cut 'n' pasted for general distribution.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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