A spot of female logic

[Ardesco]

I’ve been trying to explain how thermostats work for years, I still keep finding them turned up to maximum because according to her this will heat the rooms faster.

I continually have that exact same argument with my wife every year as winter starts to bear its fangs

I than have the opposite argument with the mother in law in summer when she tries to tell me to turn the boiler off because we are wasting money heating the house when it's sunny. She just can't understand that the heating doesn't come on because it doesn't get cold enough despite me getting her to touch every radiator to confim that they are off