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They grow up so quickly these days
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My kids learnt from playing Leisure Suit Larrybloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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my gf picked up the twins from nursery school aged 4. She asked what vegetable they had for snack - answer "f**king carrots" in unison.
gf complained(along with other parents) next day - a few older children were birched for that.Comment
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I can't remeber many of his speaking milestones as he hasn't shut up since he learnt how to speak. I do remeber that he counted to 10 when he was 10 months old.
Well I say counted
it went
Me: 1
James : 2
Me: 3
James : 4
Me: 5
James : 6
Me: 7
James : 8
Me: 9
James : 10
He also said that he wanted twenty twelve Lychees from Tesco when he was 2. When I told him that wasn't a number he said that it was, it was 32.
When he was 3 they tested him at nursrey and he stopped counting when he got bored at 102. When the teacher asked him what was next he said 103 but in a voice to say 'are you stupid'Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postmy gf picked up the twins from nursery school aged 4. She asked what vegetable they had for snack - answer "f**king carrots" in unison.
gf complained(along with other parents) next day - a few older children were birched for that.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostYour girfriend is four - who are you? Gary Glitter?Comment
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Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostYour girfriend is four - who are you? Gary Glitter?
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my gf picked up the twins from nursery school. The twins are aged 4Comment
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