Ive returned to the dark side again

[snaw]

Is it cause you have a small penis?

Mailman

Are you really that infantile, you come out with penis size jokes?

Do you have any idea just how ridiculous you're looking just now?

[Xenophon]

I guess it is a surprise to be earning good money then, MM.



Well done for getting a contract.

[Pondlife]

It's dark in here

Hi all,

I have recently been handed notice from my permy job delivering the internal mail and am looking for a temporary role.

Ideally I would like a salary in 4 figures.

Also, I feel I may be woefully inadequate in the bedroom and so will be overcompensating in my posts.

HTH bwaaaahhh

[RandyW]

Hi all,

I have recently been handed notice from my permy job delivering the internal mail and am looking for a temporary role.

Ideally I would like a salary in 4 figures.

Also, I feel I may be woefully inadequate in the bedroom and so will be overcompensating in my posts.

HTH bwaaaahhh

[Mailman]

Are you really that infantile, you come out with penis size jokes?

Do you have any idea just how ridiculous you're looking just now?

hahaha...you know my heart bleeds purple p1ss for you dont you darling?

Mailman

[AtW]

Mailman, did you get that brain transplant on NHS or you are still waiting? Seems like the latter.

[snaw]

hahaha...you know my heart bleeds purple p1ss for you dont you darling?

Mailman

There there. Take your medicine like a good boy and it'll all start making sense soon.

[ChimpMaster]

What are you all arguing about now? So what if mailman does or doesn't have a 4 figure rate on his new contract. Chill out.

[snaw]

We're all chilled Tazman. We're just making fun of the class dunce that reckons he's the dogs wossits, when really he's about an inch further back ...

[Spoiler]

Oh, and best part is the rate is a nice four figure daily sum...peow peow!

£99.99 daily rate