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C'mon Clarkson
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Think if I had wanted to pick a fight with a top gear presenter I would have chosen that little crashy bloke. Clarkson looks a bit big.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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"A 14-year-old girl later contacted Thames Valley Police to inform them a man had been abusive to her friend. "
When I was a kid, if a grown up had 'been abusive' then I would have forgot about it pretty soon after. I certainly would not have called up the police to get the guy into trouble. But then I suppose the police have to chase those home office stats some way. I mean it is obviously better to get a couple of plod to go and hassle somebody off the telly than actually investigate a burglary or something. After all it's why we pay them so much! What was it a 2.5% rise or a 1.9% one. Awww bless!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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The kids these days are a lot more savvy than we used to be.Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post"A 14-year-old girl later contacted Thames Valley Police to inform them a man had been abusive to her friend. "
When I was a kid, if a grown up had 'been abusive' then I would have forgot about it pretty soon after. I certainly would not have called up the police to get the guy into trouble. But then I suppose the police have to chase those home office stats some way. I mean it is obviously better to get a couple of plod to go and hassle somebody off the telly than actually investigate a burglary or something. After all it's why we pay them so much! What was it a 2.5% rise or a 1.9% one. Awww bless!
They know its worth trying it on because they may get some compo out of it. And if they don't they haven't lost anything.Comment
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why ever was he using the facilities of a public sports center in the first place
why wasn't he at the local country club ?
Milan.Comment
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Because not that many have indoor snow slopesOriginally posted by milanbenes View Postwhy ever was he using the facilities of a public sports center in the first place
why wasn't he at the local country club ?
Milan."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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There was a broken down Passat blocking the gates.Originally posted by milanbenes View Postwhy ever was he using the facilities of a public sports center in the first place
why wasn't he at the local country club ?
Milan.ǝןqqıʍComment
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Probably something big and 4x4ish if he was taking his daughter + friendsOriginally posted by Cooperinliverp00l View PostWonder what car he was in ??"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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