C'mon Clarkson

[BoredBloke]

I saw one of those Bugati things on the other side of the M40 a couple of months ago - he might have been in it. It wasn't crashing so that rules out the short chap.

[Lockhouse]

Clarkson looks a bit big.

I (almost) literally bumped into Jeremy Clarkson at a BTCC event. He's about 6'13".

[bobhope]

Think clarkson drives a Volvo XC90:

http://driving.timesonline.co.uk/tol...cle1289711.ece

[Moscow Mule]

nah, one of these

[milanbenes]

you mean like a Nissan Pathfinder ?

Milan.

[Moscow Mule]

Wonder what car he was in ??

Probably something big and 4x4ish if he was taking his daughter + friends

[DiscoStu]

why ever was he using the facilities of a public sports center in the first place

why wasn't he at the local country club ?

Milan.

There was a broken down Passat blocking the gates.

[Cooperinliverp00l]

Wonder what car he was in ??

[milanbenes]

that is then unfortunate

Milan.

[Moscow Mule]

why ever was he using the facilities of a public sports center in the first place

why wasn't he at the local country club ?

Milan.

Because not that many have indoor snow slopes

[milanbenes]

why ever was he using the facilities of a public sports center in the first place

why wasn't he at the local country club ?

Milan.

[Gonzo]

"A 14-year-old girl later contacted Thames Valley Police to inform them a man had been abusive to her friend. "

When I was a kid, if a grown up had 'been abusive' then I would have forgot about it pretty soon after. I certainly would not have called up the police to get the guy into trouble. But then I suppose the police have to chase those home office stats some way. I mean it is obviously better to get a couple of plod to go and hassle somebody off the telly than actually investigate a burglary or something. After all it's why we pay them so much! What was it a 2.5% rise or a 1.9% one. Awww bless!

The kids these days are a lot more savvy than we used to be.

They know its worth trying it on because they may get some compo out of it. And if they don't they haven't lost anything.

[BoredBloke]

"A 14-year-old girl later contacted Thames Valley Police to inform them a man had been abusive to her friend. "

When I was a kid, if a grown up had 'been abusive' then I would have forgot about it pretty soon after. I certainly would not have called up the police to get the guy into trouble. But then I suppose the police have to chase those home office stats some way. I mean it is obviously better to get a couple of plod to go and hassle somebody off the telly than actually investigate a burglary or something. After all it's why we pay them so much! What was it a 2.5% rise or a 1.9% one. Awww bless!

[xoggoth]

Think if I had wanted to pick a fight with a top gear presenter I would have chosen that little crashy bloke. Clarkson looks a bit big.

[Clippy]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7130860.stm

Would love to have seen this.

Nice one Jezza.