the dos and don'ts of office life

[jo99]

Unfortunately I'm not contracting on this one, that would have been too much to expect; but when I do contract again, a flashy car is top of the list.

now you tell us!

[ladymuck]

The women will love you if you have a decent watch (rolex, philippe patek, you get the drift), a tie worth more than the GDP of Ghana and cufflinks forged from unobtainium.

Or you could just buy them doughnuts and cream cakes.

Make sure that, regardless of what you call your stapler, you put your name on it and guard it carefully.

Under no circumstances make eye contact with the person who looks after the stationery cupboard.

[jo99]

that reminds me .....make sure you get a good chair and ask for a workstation assessment so that you can get the best gear....