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It's about time you people started eating some reality sandwiches and get your ducks in a row. Perhaps we can then think about parking our cars in the same garage.
And remember, we don't want to wind ourselves round the axle on this.Comment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostI used to be a consultant, now I'm a contractor.
I know which I'd rather be, and so does my bank managerDon't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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What an up his own arse, hateful <removed : Oh Dear>!
I can see an image of this dick-wipe building up in my mind as a meld of all the arsehole consultants I've ever had to work with.
Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."Comment
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Originally posted by moorfield View PostIt's about time you people started eating some reality sandwiches and get your ducks in a row. Perhaps we can then think about parking our cars in the same garage.
And remember, we don't want to wind ourselves round the axle on this.Comment
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It's clear that most of you are just techies and don't run real businesses. What a shame.
Things are going to be tough next year for those of you who don't take his advice.
HTHHard Brexit now!
#prayfornodealComment
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Just looked at the criteria on which the prize was awarded:
The criteria include; client focus, leadership, communication, teamwork, project management, critical thinking and specialist knowledge.
Each entrant must submit their application with a client testimonial, a thumbnail CV and 900 words on why they deserve their category’s accolade.
I should've entered my (dead) cat. I'm sure I could've provided an equally convincing CV and testimonial.Comment
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Originally posted by Kess View PostJust looked at the criteria on which the prize was awarded:
So the winner was the one who produced the best glossy CV and most convincing 900 words of buzzword-filled management bull. It doesn't even sound like the judging panel felt the need to actually put each entrants' knowledge and skills to the test.
I should've entered my (dead) cat. I'm sure I could've provided an equally convincing CV and testimonial.Hard Brexit now!
#prayfornodealComment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostIt's clear that most of you are just techies and don't run real businesses. What a shame.
Things are going to be tough next year for those of you who don't take his advice.
HTH
As they say, luck doesn't just happen. It's when opportunity meets preparation.Comment
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