IT Consultant of the Year

[miffy]

It's all about synergies, the bigger picture, and business process synchronization really...

Ignorance is bliss...

[moorfield]

It's about time you people started eating some reality sandwiches and get your ducks in a row. Perhaps we can then think about parking our cars in the same garage.

And remember, we don't want to wind ourselves round the axle on this.

[beaker]

I used to be a consultant, now I'm a contractor.

I know which I'd rather be, and so does my bank manager

I'd rather be a bank manager

[Alf W]

What an up his own arse, hateful <removed : Oh Dear>!

I can see an image of this dick-wipe building up in my mind as a meld of all the arsehole consultants I've ever had to work with.

[TheFaQQer]

It's about time you people started eating some reality sandwiches and get your ducks in a row. Perhaps we can then think about parking our cars in the same garage.

And remember, we don't want to wind ourselves round the axle on this.

[Kess]

Bingo!

[sasguru]

It's clear that most of you are just techies and don't run real businesses. What a shame.
Things are going to be tough next year for those of you who don't take his advice.

HTH

[Kess]

Just looked at the criteria on which the prize was awarded:

The criteria include; client focus, leadership, communication, teamwork, project management, critical thinking and specialist knowledge.

Each entrant must submit their application with a client testimonial, a thumbnail CV and 900 words on why they deserve their category’s accolade.

So the winner was the one who produced the best glossy CV and most convincing 900 words of buzzword-filled management bull. It doesn't even sound like the judging panel felt the need to actually put each entrants' knowledge and skills to the test.

I should've entered my (dead) cat. I'm sure I could've provided an equally convincing CV and testimonial.

[sasguru]

Just looked at the criteria on which the prize was awarded:



So the winner was the one who produced the best glossy CV and most convincing 900 words of buzzword-filled management bull. It doesn't even sound like the judging panel felt the need to actually put each entrants' knowledge and skills to the test.

I should've entered my (dead) cat. I'm sure I could've provided an equally convincing CV and testimonial.

How old are you Kess?

[DimPrawn]

It's clear that most of you are just techies and don't run real businesses. What a shame.
Things are going to be tough next year for those of you who don't take his advice.

HTH

sasguru, you de man.

As they say, luck doesn't just happen. It's when opportunity meets preparation.