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Where did all the married members propose?

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    #71
    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
    Treat 'em mean etc...

    If...and its a big if... I ever get married I am going start dropping hints to her friends (who no way on earth as they are women are they going keep it a secret)

    Also to start taking city breaks to "romantic" places like rome, venice, paris etc ....

    Then never propose.

    Just when all hope is extinguished pop the question in a Little Chef on the A5 or possibly A46.

    They'll never see it coming - that way you get the real reaction not the "i had no idea" yet we seem to be in venice for some random reason reaction.

    Women, so easy to confuse them...bless.
    I really fear for your future wife!!!
    The pope is a tard.

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      #72
      Originally posted by Archangel View Post
      getting back to the OP

      Niagara Falls, wearing one of those stupid yellow rain coats
      Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

      Now that's a proposal!!
      The pope is a tard.

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        #73
        Proposal wasn't anything flash, but I got married in Central Park, on Bow Bridge to be precise (It's been in a tonne of movies, very beautiful spot). Had a piper pipe my wife to the bridge, and a small intimate ceremony with just close friends was attended by several hundred spectators ;-)
        Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

        Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

        That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

        Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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          #74
          where was I ?
          7 inches up her chocolate drainpipe

          and yes, she cried












          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #75
            You proposed whilst commuting on the Hersheys Highway? How sweet!

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              #76
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              where was I ?
              7 inches up her chocolate drainpipe

              and yes, she cried












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                #77
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                where was I ?
                7 inches up her chocolate drainpipe

                and yes, she cried


                Oh god
                The pope is a tard.

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                  #78
                  Was it before or after ATM?
                  The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                  But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                    #79
                    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                    Was it before or after ATM?
                    Did he need some cash after the deed was done?

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                      #80
                      Originally posted by r0bly0ns View Post
                      Did he need some cash after the deed was done?
                      All good girls get payment before.

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