Where did all the married members propose?

[SallyAnne]

I cant decide if your enlightened or insane.

Who knows!

I wouldn't condone it over here mind - if he ever went near a prozzie in this country I'd leave him instantly. That would be completely wrong, and would be more of a signal of something wrong in our relationship.

Also, if I even caught him flirting with a normal lass....noddy on the chopping block. Anything more than that, I'd be off and wouldn't look back.

But Amsterdam...I dont know what it is - probably cause I've been, the lasses are hot, clean and it's very organised!! They have a union ffs! I respect those lasses loads, so I dont mind them getting cash off my bloke for whatever service he's after. It must be really exciting for him, and if there was a similar thing for lasses I'd be there like a shot!!

I dont have a problem with lapdancers either - we had some together a while ago in Edinburgh...very horny, and also quite silly

[TheFaQQer]

Also, if I even caught him flirting with a normal lass....noddy on the chopping block. Anything more than that, I'd be off and wouldn't look back.

But Amsterdam...I dont know what it is - probably cause I've been, the lasses are hot, clean and it's very organised!! They have a union ffs! I respect those lasses loads, so I dont mind them getting cash off my bloke for whatever service he's after. It must be really exciting for him, and if there was a similar thing for lasses I'd be there like a shot!!

I find that an interesting attitude - that flirting gets you in trouble, but paying for sex is OK if it's in another country.

Not sure my Mrs would agree with that one.

[SallyAnne]

if it's in another country.

No....that's not the rule!!!

It's more "if it's part of the experience".

OK, it's clearly difficult to put into words.

Its like...I'd hate it if my lad was a gambler. I hate gambling - the disease runs right through my family. And I'd hate it if he gambled. But once a year at the races...bet 'til you can't bet no more!!

Oh I think I'l just give up. I'm clearly a complicated woman.

[TheFaQQer]

No....that's not the rule!!!

It's more "if it's part of the experience".

OK, it's clearly difficult to put into words.

Its like...I'd hate it if my lad was a gambler. I hate gambling - the disease runs right through my family. And I'd hate it if he gambled. But once a year at the races...bet 'til you can't bet no more!!

Oh I think I'l just give up. I'm clearly a complicated woman.

But what about a "one-off special" in this country? That would be wrong, but Amsterdam would be OK?

I'll never understand the way women work.

[SallyAnne]

But what about a "one-off special" in this country?

No - there is no red light district in this country that I would trust to be so heavily monitored.

Amsterdam you cannot sh*g without a condom. You'd get thrown out!
And you normally wouldn't get into any kind of danger either.

If it was in this country, it would involve picking up some skanky street walker, and doing it in a seedy back alley. Ewww! I wouldn't want his noddy anywhere near me after that!
But the dam lasses - they're hotter (and probably less infected) than I am.

[SallyAnne]

But what about a "one-off special" in this country? That would be wrong, but Amsterdam would be OK?

I'll never understand the way women work.

And also, probably more importantly...in this country, I'm here! Him going with someone over here is him choosing someone over me. Never acceptable.

[The Master]

If it was in this country, it would involve picking up some skanky street walker, and doing it in a seedy back alley.

Not really. Um, a "friend" of mine told me these people provide a classy and discreet experience.

http://www.citybutterflies.com/

NSFW, obviously.

[TheFaQQer]

But the dam lasses - they're hotter (and probably less infected) than I am.

[Sockpuppet]

Thats soooo sweet - you old romantic!!!

Treat 'em mean etc...

If...and its a big if... I ever get married I am going start dropping hints to her friends (who no way on earth as they are women are they going keep it a secret)

Also to start taking city breaks to "romantic" places like rome, venice, paris etc ....

Then never propose.

Just when all hope is extinguished pop the question in a Little Chef on the A5 or possibly A46.

They'll never see it coming - that way you get the real reaction not the "i had no idea" yet we seem to be in venice for some random reason reaction.

Women, so easy to confuse them...bless.

[Archangel]

getting back to the OP

Niagara Falls, wearing one of those stupid yellow rain coats