This is the funniest thread in ages.
Sorry tay.
Sorry tay.
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My brother is engaged to a dutch girl. They went to see my little brother in that there london. He asked them to take their shoes off as they had just had a new carpet put down. She walked through the house to the back door and took her shoes off. I suspect that she could well be another member of that side of the family who were not blessed when it comes to their mental abilities.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Years ago, I was using the gents at a bus station. While I was there this bloke came in and started to use the urinal next to me. As he was in mid flow, he pulled some change out of his pocket and started to shake it around in his spare hand.Originally posted by zeitghostI was having a pee in the gents the other day & some unclean fellow exited the trap & walked straight out without washing his hands... I had to use 15 sheets of lavatory paper before I could touch the door handle....
While he was doing that, a pound coin fell out of his hand into the urinal.
He fished it out, put it back into his hand with the others, and carried on.
I have treated coins with extreme caution from that day onwards
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It was Charles Foster Kane.Years ago, I was using the gents at a bus station. While I was there this bloke came in and started to use the urinal next to me. As he was in mid flow, he pulled some change out of his pocket and started to shake it around in his spare hand.
While he was doing that, a pound coin fell out of his hand into the urinal.
He fished it out, put it back into his hand with the others, and carried on.
I have treated coins with extreme caution from that day onwardsComment
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They hold even more after people walk the crap fronm the streets into it.Carpets hold more bacteria/creepy crawlies than people's shoes ever could, so I think we know who the true minger here is eh?!Comment
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I wear my shoes all the time at home (well, not in bed obviously).
I got so sick and tired of constantly smashing my toes on the sides of door frames, chair legs, etc, that I wear shoes all the time now.
I did try slippers once, but slippers don't provide the toe protection I so crave, and besides, only old men wear slippers.Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
C.S. LewisComment
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Yes you are.And I'm not ATW.Comment
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We have four cats
Tay my friend, I would have to walk through three roundabouts worth of elephant poo, taking short steps and wearing poo-adhesive clogs if I was to get anwhere near the amount of dollop they deposit on my axminster with their sh1 tty little catty bum-holes
chill out and get yer carpet cleaned twice a year
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Well I am clearly not alone, voting is 20 to 13.... in favour of show removal.
Just shows that most have some level of personal cleanliness and its only the dirty ones who are getting all defensive as they have been shown up as being unclean.Comment
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