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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostIt's cos their lonely.
More immigrants who strangely respect old people need to be employed to take them out somewhere else i.e. local park, listen to them and nod in the right places.Comment
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View Postenglish not required?"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostIssue 3: Old people who food shop at weekends
Why? They have all fookin week to shop, but no they decide to get in the way at peak working people's shopping time, but refuse to add any urgency to the situation.
See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostIssue 4: People who wait at the bus stop then get on the bus and can't find their money/pass and the bus driver refuses to move.
Mainly caused by women but more men have been observed doing this lately.
The bus driver is hidden behind protective glass to stop him (normally hims) being attacked. And they seem unable to tell the person to get off the f***ing bus."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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People who don't understand roundabouts. Including those who never give way, and those who insist on giving way when they should pull out.
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Originally posted by Mr Crosby View PostI think you'll find they shop every day of the week buying just 2 tins of cat food on each visit....The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by PRC1964 View PostPeople who don't understand roundabouts. Including those who never give way, and those who insist on giving way when they should pull out.
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by PRC1964 View Postand those who insist on giving way when they should pull out.
Bush Snr: Son your making the same mistake in Iraq as I did with your mother
Dubya: What's that?
Bush Snr: Not pulling out soon enough.Comment
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Originally posted by PRC1964 View PostPeople who don't understand roundabouts. Including those who never give way, and those who insist on giving way when they should pull out.
The rule there is that if you are on a roundabout and someone wants to join you have to stop for them. As this makes no sense at all people tend to ignore it and follow the more conventional way - but not everyone. So basically you just don't know and have to guess - loads of fun!"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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