Your solutions to major world issues

[Jog On]

Here's a book I bought recently - How to Spend $50 Billion to Make the World a Better Place

Quite heavy going but an interesting read all the same

[DimPrawn]

Here's a book I bought recently - How to Spend $50 Billion to Make the World a Better Place

Quite heavy going but an interesting read all the same

What can you do forra fiver?

[Spacecadet]

Solution is more immigrants. They can then drive more trains and everyone gets more seats to choose from.

In the future everyone will be entitled to their own free immigrant, hopefully then people will learn to give the change to the immigrant for counting before the cashire asks for payment!

[Bagpuss]

Issue 3: Old people who food shop at weekends

Why? They have all fookin week to shop, but no they decide to get in the way at peak working people's shopping time, but refuse to add any urgency to the situation.

[SueEllen]

Issue 4: People who wait at the bus stop then get on the bus and can't find their money/pass and the bus driver refuses to move.

Mainly caused by women but more men have been observed doing this lately.
The bus driver is hidden behind protective glass to stop him (normally hims) being attacked. And they seem unable to tell the person to get off the f***ing bus.

[oracleslave]

Issue 3: Old people who food shop at weekends

Why? They have all fookin week to shop, but no they decide to get in the way at peak working people's shopping time, but refuse to add any urgency to the situation.

Solution: More Immigrants

Dim

[Jog On]

What can you do forra fiver?

Buy a few copies of the big issue?

[DimPrawn]

Issue 3: Old people who food shop at weekends

Why? They have all fookin week to shop, but no they decide to get in the way at peak working people's shopping time, but refuse to add any urgency to the situation.

Sorry, I'm not sure how immigrants can help you on this one.

[Spacecadet]

Sorry, I'm not sure how immigrants can help you on this one.

they can do you're shopping for you, drive it round to your house and pack it away for about £1.20

[SueEllen]

Issue 3: Old people who food shop at weekends

Why? They have all fookin week to shop, but no they decide to get in the way at peak working people's shopping time, but refuse to add any urgency to the situation.

It's cos their lonely.

More immigrants who strangely respect old people need to be employed to take them out somewhere else i.e. local park, listen to them and nod in the right places.