Weight allowance at airports

[sasguru]

The only problem might be that scrawny people would have luggage that was too heavy for their puny arms to lift. Still, I suppose the airlines could get round that by charging them extra for an attendant to carry it for them in much the same way as some budget airlines make the disabled cough up extra dosh for having the audacity to need wheelchairs.

Clearly you have weight issues. Fewer pies and more exercise ought to do the trick.

[Pondlife]

Not so much of a carbon footprint as a calorific blobprint.

[shaunbhoy]

Clearly you have weight issues. Fewer pies and more exercise ought to do the trick.

Couldn't be further from the truth. I am a lean mean ex-fighting machine. I was more concerned with the lot of weedy pigeons like you. You know, the sort that has to run around in the shower to get wet. The royalties you received for fronting the Mr Muscle adverts won't last for ever you know sg. Then you will have to let Ramon go and begin fending for yourself again.

[SallyAnne]

[TheFaQQer]

yeh. They should trim bits off fat people until they are below a stated weight. Alternatively inject them with a fat liquidiser before flight and tap it off to fuel the plane.

Or help burn less fuel by making them cycle to power the lights. Kind of like a plane in the Flintstones would have been.