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Pure class !Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostAt Ritz:
Waiter: Would you like salmon, sir?
George Formby: Aye, I don't mind, if you're opening a tin.Comment
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Aye. It tastes goodOriginally posted by Churchill View PostYou'd poach salmon with garlic?
Oh FFS!
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Surely you're knackering the flavour of the fish?Originally posted by AtW View PostAye. It tastes good
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Maybe, but it tastes great, so why would I change from this recipe given to me?Originally posted by Churchill View PostSurely you're knackering the flavour of the fish?
Going to supermarket buy some salmon now
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Watch the squirrels don't mug you on the way back.Originally posted by AtW View PostMaybe, but it tastes great, so why would I change from this recipe given to me?
Going to supermarket buy some salmon now
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Plus it tones your breath down.Originally posted by AtW View PostAye. It tastes good
The puzzle as to why you are still on the shelf has another hefty piece fitted!
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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As long as they don't move on to posting quality with that limitation in mind, we are okay!!Originally posted by Clippy View Post
Jesus, the mods are worried about the use of the word c rap!
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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SB talks about posting quality. Ah the exquisite irony.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostAs long as they don't move on to posting quality with that limitation in mind, we are okay!!
Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostAt Ritz:
Waiter: Would you like salmon, sir?
George Formby: Aye, I don't mind, if you're opening a tin.
I bought one of those George Formby grills.
Similar to a George Foreman one, but plays an annoying tune whilst its grilling.
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