Carp

[Clippy]

Just testing.

So it automatically changes to carp!

Jesus, the mods are worried about the use of the word c rap!

[AtW]

I prefer salmon, which reminds me that prices on it gone up like 2 times in the last couple of years. I am not pleased

[Clippy]

You come across as a sardines (from a tin) man to me.

[thunderlizard]

At Ritz:

Waiter: Would you like salmon, sir?
George Formby: Aye, I don't mind, if you're opening a tin.

[AtW]

You come across as a sardines (from a tin) man to me.

No, I am the poach-salmon-in-oven-with-chillies-and-garlic kind of man

[Diver]

I prefer mine double poached

Once in the river and once in the pan

It's cheaper

[TwinGoldDaleks]

Nice helmet, Diver.

[OwlHoot]

Just testing.

So it automatically changes to carp!

Jesus, the mods are worried about the use of the word c rap!

They're not worried about the word rap, but they do obviously care deeply about the word carp.

[NickFitz]

At Ritz:

Waiter: Would you like salmon, sir?
George Formby: Aye, I don't mind, if you're opening a tin.

They don't make them like that anymore...

[Churchill]

No, I am the poach-salmon-in-oven-with-chillies-and-garlic kind of man

You'd poach salmon with garlic?

Oh FFS!