Carp

[sasguru]

Nice helmet, Diver.

It's not often he hears that.

 

[rootsnall]

At Ritz:

Waiter: Would you like salmon, sir?
George Formby: Aye, I don't mind, if you're opening a tin.

Pure class !

 

[AtW]

You'd poach salmon with garlic?

Oh FFS!

Aye. It tastes good

 

[Churchill]

Aye. It tastes good

Surely you're knackering the flavour of the fish?

 

[AtW]

Surely you're knackering the flavour of the fish?

Maybe, but it tastes great, so why would I change from this recipe given to me?

Going to supermarket buy some salmon now

 

[Churchill]

Maybe, but it tastes great, so why would I change from this recipe given to me?

Going to supermarket buy some salmon now

Watch the squirrels don't mug you on the way back.

 

[shaunbhoy]

Aye. It tastes good

Plus it tones your breath down.
The puzzle as to why you are still on the shelf has another hefty piece fitted!

 

[shaunbhoy]

Jesus, the mods are worried about the use of the word c rap!

As long as they don't move on to posting quality with that limitation in mind, we are okay!!

 

[sasguru]

As long as they don't move on to posting quality with that limitation in mind, we are okay!!

SB talks about posting quality. Ah the exquisite irony.

 

[Archangel]

At Ritz:

Waiter: Would you like salmon, sir?
George Formby: Aye, I don't mind, if you're opening a tin.

I bought one of those George Formby grills.


Similar to a George Foreman one, but plays an annoying tune whilst its grilling.