They always win at the cornflake packet game. Last time we played a female friend could pick a bottle to up, incredible
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The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.” -
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostAre we talking without aid from your hands?Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostThey always win at the cornflake packet game. Last time we played a female friend could pick a bottle to up, incredibleBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostYep!
That is quite good, I need my hands for the final inch or so. One of these days i'll have to get some nail clippersThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostThat is quite good, I need my hands for the final inch or so. One of these days i'll have to get some nail clippersBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by tay View PostIs that actually a party trick? I thought it was just being so drunk you cant tell one end of a ciggie form another?
Originally posted by tay View PostIf that counts... I have a party trick my wife really hates as well... "sorry what do mean wrong place?"Comment
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I used to put a condom up my nose and take it out through my mouth - I did it in a bar once and made a waitress drop her tray full of drinks then got kicked out"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Originally posted by Board Game Geek View PostObject reading is mine., which really spooks folks out. Dead easy really.
Cracking knuckles is also a good one (there is a trick to this which looks like you are cracking them, but in fact you are not)
I can spin plates on my antennaeIf you find this post offensive, please insert "Chan" before and "tho" after, then it should be OK.
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I can open crown top bottles with my teeth. Mrs Bob has banned me from doing it in her presence though.Comment
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