I wish I had been born gay

**Churchill** · 8 November 2007, 07:40

Originally posted by andrew_neil_uk View Post

ggrrrrrrr - f**king wimmin - I would be happy if I never saw another one again. Except for the sex.

Are there any tablets to turn me into a sh**tlif**r?

Alternatively, anyone know where I can get some bromne/bromide from?

I hear tell that you're so pig-ugly, you'll never find another woman anyway so I shouldn't be worrying on that score.

**BrilloPad** · 8 November 2007, 07:40

some bird with big jugs just walked past the office window - I feel better now. Will follow her and try to get some piccies. Back in a minute.

**BrilloPad** · 8 November 2007, 07:42

Originally posted by Churchill View Post

I hear tell that you're so pig-ugly, you'll never find another woman anyway so I shouldn't be worrying on that score.

Apparently if you look wimmin straight in the eye and smile you become six times more attractive. So if I stop thinking about the kicking the gf gave me and smile I might be in with a chance.

Of course I would have to stop looking at their bazookas and look them in the eye as well. Tough one.

**Churchill** · 8 November 2007, 07:43

Originally posted by andrew_neil_uk View Post

some bird with big jugs just walked past the office window - I feel better now. Will follow her and try to get some piccies. Back in a minute.

It's called stalking and against the conditions of your bail. Remember what happened last time!

**BrilloPad** · 8 November 2007, 07:47

Originally posted by Churchill View Post

It's called stalking and against the conditions of your bail. Remember what happened last time!

That only applies within a 50 mile radius of Leeds. Any more of this and I wont share the piccies with you...

**Churchill** · 8 November 2007, 07:49

Originally posted by andrew_neil_uk View Post

That only applies within a 50 mile radius of Leeds. Any more of this and I wont share the piccies with you...

Have I ever said that I think what you're doing is admirable?

About those piccies...

**Flubster** · 8 November 2007, 08:03

Originally posted by andrew_neil_uk View Post

ggrrrrrrr - f**king wimmin - I would be happy if I never saw another one again.

Have you ever thought it might be you? One bloke can't be that unlucky - sounds more like a design flaw at your end...

**SallyAnne** · 8 November 2007, 08:19

Originally posted by andrew_neil_uk View Post

if I stop thinking about the kicking the gf gave me .

Come on then - what did you do?

**Churchill** · 8 November 2007, 08:24

Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

Come on then - what did you do?

Lay there like a wuss and took it.

I wish I had been born gay