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I wish I had been born gay
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I've got a friend who isn't camp, but he is a pretty boy. So very atttractive to both sexes - yet he's just rubbish at relationships!!
he's been straight, then was bi for a while, then went full on gay, and now?
Now he's awaiting surgery for the final stages of being turned into a woman, and he's living with a post-surgery trannie too - they're going to be lesbians together!!The pope is a tard.Comment
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Seems a little drastic... It sounds like he/she doesn't know what they prefer, but surgery !!Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostI've got a friend who isn't camp, but he is a pretty boy. So very atttractive to both sexes - yet he's just rubbish at relationships!!
he's been straight, then was bi for a while, then went full on gay, and now?
Now he's awaiting surgery for the final stages of being turned into a woman, and he's living with a post-surgery trannie too - they're going to be lesbians together!!Comment
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Nuclear war would be preferable. Let's just say I'm in 2 separate dog-houses. Quite an achievement really.Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostCome on Moose, you have brought the subject up, spill the beansComment
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Come on Moose, spill.Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostNuclear war would be preferable. Let's just say I'm in 2 separate dog-houses. Quite an achievement really.
The only reason half of us come on here is to hear your problems with a), b) & c)....Makes us all feel better about our problems.
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c)?!!! There's a c)?!!!!!!Originally posted by Money Money Money View PostCome on Moose, spill.
The only reason half of us come on here is to hear your problems with a), b) & c)....Makes us all feel better about our problems.

The pope is a tard.Comment
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Aplhabetti SpagettiOriginally posted by FiveTimes View PostI was thinking that.
Has Moose just open a tin of alphabet soup ?
The pope is a tard.Comment
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True - He's taken over from El Duder.Originally posted by Money Money Money View PostCome on Moose, spill.
The only reason half of us come on here is to hear your problems with a), b) & c)....Makes us all feel better about our problems.
Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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There is no c). Honest. Not that I know of anyway.
a) hates me, b) hates me. My kids hate me. The pets hate me. I hate me. Even my car hates me.Comment
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