I wish I had been born gay

[SallyAnne]

Lay there like a wuss and took it.

Some men like that

[FiveTimes]

Apparently if you look wimmin straight in the eye and smile you become six times more attractive. So if I stop thinking about the kicking the gf gave me and smile I might be in with a chance.

Of course I would have to stop looking at their bazookas and look them in the eye as well. Tough one.

Are you a man or a mouse ? Your g/f gave you a kicking.. sort it out man, shorten the chain from the sink. That way she won't be able to get you next time...

[SallyAnne]

Are you a man or a mouse ? Your g/f gave you a kicking.. sort it out man, shorten the chain from the sink. That way she won't be able to get you next time...

Ahhh leave him alone you lot!!

She's pregnant ain't she Andrew? She's going to be a little insane

I'm sure you've all been through it

[Flubster]

Ahhh leave him alone you lot!!

She's pregnant ain't she Andrew? She's going to be a little insane

I'm sure you've all been through it

Nope. I treat my wife well all the time and in return she doesn't kick me in the balls.

[SallyAnne]

Nope. I treat my wife well all the time and in return she doesn't kick me in the balls.

Eh? She kicked him in the balls? Where does it say that - did I read the thread wrong again?....

I thought he meant a verbal kicking. Ball kicking is never acceptable.

Did yous know that a woman is most likely to be murdered when pregnant, by her partner?

[FiveTimes]

Ahhh leave him alone you lot!!

She's pregnant ain't she Andrew? She's going to be a little insane

I'm sure you've all been through it

Come on SA, we've all been there, just joking with the guy...

I find it too much hassle to argue, and it much easier to let things rid, rather that fight...

Been there with the pregancy phase twice, and boy is it hard... you women don't realise how tricky it is for us men...

[cailin maith]

ggrrrrrrr - f**king wimmin - I would be happy if I never saw another one again. Except for the sex.

Are there any tablets to turn me into a sh**tlif**r?

Alternatively, anyone know where I can get some bromne/bromide from?

If you think life would be easier with a man..... you'd be sorely mistaken!!

[SallyAnne]

If you think life would be easier with a man..... you'd be sorely mistaken!!

Quite literally

[cailin maith]

Quite literally

no pun intended!!

[Moose423956]

I think I may be gay. I'm completely carp at relationships involving females.

PS: regarding a) and b)...don't ask.