Queens Speech

[realityhack]

"Our Liz", please, that really is vomit-inducing royalism.

Gosh, you're terribly serious young man - what you need is a few Valium and a trip to the stables for a damn good thrashing. Here - hop into One's armoured Landy and One will drive...

[Charles Foster Kane]

Gosh, you're terribly serious young man - what you need is a few Valium and a trip to the stables for a damn good thrashing. Here - hop into One's armoured Landy and One will drive...

Ooh, I say. Oo-er. Ooh matron etc. etc.

[realityhack]

Ooh, I say. Oo-er. Ooh matron etc. etc.

Ah, he's clearly a commoner - pass One the Beretta Jeeves.

[BoredBloke]

"Now the colleges will just be full of chavs like the schools are... nice one Gordon"

But from his point of view they won't count in the unemployment stats - they are being trained and so not unemployed.