Queens Speech

[DaveB]

... but I saw no "Finance Bill" - so what section is HMRCs "Income Shifting" legislation going to fall under ? Or has this been quietly shelved for now ....

Income Shifting was in the Pre-Budget Report, that will ( probably ) arrive in April following the next Budget in March 2008.

[Churchill]

Did you know the Queen is the only person in the UK that doesn't have to hold a valid UK driving license?

Oh, and she doesn't have to use number plates.

Read that the other day, interesting...

So if Charles or William become King, do the hand back their driving licenses?

[Damp Cave]

Has no clue

The man has none, and he is ugly and there is no excuse for that in this day and age.

[DimPrawn]

I still can't accept that Stalin, I mean Brown is Prime Minister.

A dull, ugly, miserable, Scottish, slack jawed, personality free nothingness.

He makes John Major sparkle.

[wendigo100]

Gordon, I think you're a c***.
All the members on CUK think you're a c***.
Furthermore, everyone thinks you are a c***.
In fact, you are the second biggest c*** in the world.

GORDON: So you think I'm a c***?

Yes.

GORDON: And everyone on CUK thinks I'm a c***?

Yes.

GORDON: And everyone else thinks I'm a c***?

Yes.

GORDON: So how come I'm only the second biggest c*** in the world then, eh?

Because you are a c***.

[sasguru]

Gordon, I think you're a c***.
All the members on CUK think you're a c***.
Furthermore, everyone thinks you are a c***.
In fact, you are the second biggest c*** in the world.

GORDON: So you think I'm a c***?

Yes.

GORDON: And everyone on CUK thinks I'm a c***?

Yes.

GORDON: And everyone else thinks I'm a c***?

Yes.

GORDON: So how come I'm only the second biggest c*** in the world then, eh?

Because you are a c***.

Expect a visit from the thought police.

[sasguru]

The man has none, and he is ugly and there is no excuse for that in this day and age.

Do you reckon he should grow a little toothbrush moustache?
Hitler, now there was a handsome man, eh?

[DimPrawn]

Do you reckon he should grow a little toothbrush moustache?
Hitler, now there was a handsome man, eh?

The only person who looked good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler.

Jeremy Clarkson.

[tim123]

[QUOTE=Charles Foster Kane;333952]Did you know the Queen is the only person in the UK that doesn't have to hold a valid UK driving license?
QUOTE]

I have a friend who doesn't have one.

This is not interesting, neither he nor the queen ever drive.

tim

[hugebrain]

and now were not allowed to hate cripples, even though they nick all the good parking spaces!