Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane
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Gosh, you're terribly serious young man - what you need is a few Valium and a trip to the stables for a damn good thrashing. Here - hop into One's armoured Landy and One will drive... -
Ooh, I say. Oo-er. Ooh matron etc. etc.Originally posted by realityhack View PostGosh, you're terribly serious young man - what you need is a few Valium and a trip to the stables for a damn good thrashing. Here - hop into One's armoured Landy and One will drive...Comment
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Ah, he's clearly a commoner - pass One the Beretta Jeeves.Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View PostOoh, I say. Oo-er. Ooh matron etc. etc.Comment
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"Now the colleges will just be full of chavs like the schools are... nice one Gordon"
But from his point of view they won't count in the unemployment stats - they are being trained and so not unemployed.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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