I have a luminous drinks mat on my desk at home and have just discovered that an optical mouse doesn't work on it when used as a mouse mat. How weird. Why's this then?
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An optical mouse works by tracking the light reflection of the light produced by the mouse itself. The luminescence of the mat is probably drowning out the signal produced by the mouse so the reflection is lost in the general brightness that its' receptors are getting.Originally posted by Alf W View PostI have a luminous drinks mat on my desk at home and have just discovered that an optical mouse doesn't work on it when used as a mouse mat. How weird. Why's this then?


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Last edited by KathyWoolfe; 5 November 2007, 10:56.
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It's the photons, they've phucked it!Originally posted by Alf W View PostI have a luminous drinks mat on my desk at home and have just discovered that an optical mouse doesn't work on it when used as a mouse mat. How weird. Why's this then?Comment
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Quite possibly.Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View PostAn optical mouse works by tracking the light reflection of the light produced by the mouse itself. The luminescence of the mat is probably drowning out the signal produced by the mouse so the reflection is lost in the general brightness that its' receptors are getting.
More likely.Originally posted by Spacecadet View Postyour mouse is upside down
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Because the ambient temperature has fallen drastically today, you have inadvertently created a Bose–Einstein condensate cloud under your mouse. Unfortunately, the mouse mat atoms have collapsed into the lowest quantum state of the external potential, at which point what you are seeing is the results of quantum effects on a larger scale in action.Originally posted by Alf W View PostI have a luminous drinks mat on my desk at home and have just discovered that an optical mouse doesn't work on it when used as a mouse mat. How weird. Why's this then?
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Have you plugged it in?Originally posted by Alf W View PostI have a luminous drinks mat on my desk at home and have just discovered that an optical mouse doesn't work on it when used as a mouse mat. How weird. Why's this then?Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
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It has been checked and double checked as I've got two optical mice on the go at the moment and neither work. One's a full size one and one's a mini laptop one. They're both Microsoft ones though so I might need to widen the sample.
It must be something to do with the light coming back drowning out the reflected light from the mouse. Have also tried the mice on the window and they don't work on glass with light coming through.
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