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And not a f****** computer in sightOriginally posted by _V_ View Post
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I am sure I saw one lurking in the background with a handful of CVs of Kosovan mechanicsOriginally posted by DimPrawn View PostAnd not a f****** agent in sight
Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Indeed it does make one proud. An uplifting story on a pretty lousy morning.Originally posted by _V_ View PostComment
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Did he forget to add "...to other people"?I am the only shareholder. I have no dividends to payDown with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Perhaps he pays himself a realistic salary and doesn't depend on dividends.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostDid he forget to add "...to other people"?Comment
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Perhaps he donates all the profits to New Labour to help them fight a war with Iraq, Afghanistan and soon Iran.
This way a lot more Landrovers will be needed.Comment
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it also helps that he got planning permission for all those barns, that wouldn't happen everywhere, there would for sure be some nimby wanting to scupper the company's chances for growth and employing more because the barns would spoil their view ala Dyson
Milan.Comment
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No, the Toyota Hilux is their road weapon of choice... hmmm I've got an idea... trouble is they never break down.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostPerhaps he donates all the profits to New Labour to help them fight a war with Iraq, Afghanistan and soon Iran.
This way a lot more Landrovers will be needed.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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