Ah, it's the dominance of the old "lapus lapitup" gene of the hyperD family...
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Whic Side Of The Bed Do You Sleep On ?
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real men sleep on the left... so wife can get out of bed and make the tea without disturbing the man
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We swap sides intermittently. Mostly it depends upon which side she or I get off on.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostWe swap sides intermittently. Mostly it depends upon which side she or I get off on.
I always get off on my own side!Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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its obviously a 'handed' question
I am right handed, so I sleep on the right. Then when I wake up at 4 in the am I can reach over and tickle her back for a couple of hours, or until my fkin arm falls off.
ah , true love
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I sleep on the right hand side, but I really want the left.. I've asked loads of times for a swap but no chance.
Mainly the very edge of the right with as little quilt as possible, and with my pillows pushed as far over my side so they don't fall off... I have suggested 2 singles but who would keep her feet warm then ?Comment
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I sleep on the top side as I find sleeping under the mattress a little bit uncomfortableRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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well, i prefer the right side, usually dont get to sleep on it as she takes up the right side, the middle and as much of the left side as possible, given that she's 8.5 stone and 5'10 that's pretty impressive in a king size bed..
however, on the times she's passed out on the sofa and trying to lift the dead weight all the way to bed is nigh impossible I smugly sleep diagonally until she wakes up with a bad neck and trudges to bed..
she also has a very clever knack of turning the duvet round 90 degrees meaning the zipper/popper bit also on my side AND manages to steal pillows..
she is a bed ninja of the highest order, very sneaky..The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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