Whic Side Of The Bed Do You Sleep On ?

[Zorba]

Mrs Malvolio and I have a very democratic half of the bed each.



Her half is the one in the middle...

Ha! I have the same problem - UNTIL I GET MY OWN DAMN LIFE BACK!

<Zorba in rat poison mode>

[Zorba]

Also I am legally obliged to sleep between Mrs Z and the door. Wherever it may be. This makes hotels, holidays etc annoying for me as I get used to my side.

[hyperD]

[---------BOTTOM OF BED----------]
[--WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE -----]
[--WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE -----]
[--WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE -----]
[--WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE ---h-]
[--WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE ---y-]
[--WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE ---p-]
[--WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE ---e-]
[--WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE ---r-]
[--WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE ---D-]
[----------TOP-OF-BED-------------]

[Maxamus]

i dont sleep on a bed, i sleep with the trees

[Bagpuss]

It would appear the mans side is the side the woman doesn't want, this must be very confusing in the case of SAS and his man love.

[Zorba]

[---------BOTTOM OF BED----------]
[--WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE -----]
[--WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE -----]
[--WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE -----]
[--WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE ---h-]
[--WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE ---y-]
[--WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE ---p-]
[--WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE ---e-]
[--WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE ---r-]
[--WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE ---D-]
[----------TOP-OF-BED-------------]

Exactly!

[Pondlife]

Exactly!

Why is HyperD in bed with your wife. No wonder the rat poison and

[SallyAnne]

from what perspective ? Didnt think of that...

ok....birds eye view of the bed..from above...


[---------BOTTOM OF BED---------]
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[----LEFT-SIDE------RIGHT-SIDE --]
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[-----[PILLOW]-------[PILLOW]----]
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Oh thats just ridiculous. surely you would vote from a "Lying in bed" perspective?!!!

I voted for the wrong side then

Take one off right and put it on left please.

[Board Game Geek]

I drew the diagram from a top down perspective, since that is where I normally view the bed from during Astral Projection exercises.

[wobbegong]

[---------BOTTOM OF BED----------]
[--WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE -----]
[--WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE -----]
[--WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE -----]
[--WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE ---h-]
[--WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE ---y-]
[--WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE ---p-]
[--WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE ---e-]
[--WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE ---r-]
[--WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE ---D-]
[----------TOP-OF-BED-------------]

HyperD, do you really sleep "top to tail" like that? You sly old dog, you.