Reply to: Whic Side Of The Bed Do You Sleep On ?

[chef]

she wraps them around her or simply grabs them and manages to entangle them in with herself and the pillows making an all in one human/pillow/duvet object that is very warm and snug in 3/4 of a nice big bed.. leaving me wondering how big a bed i would need and seriously considering buying my own duvet and yet pillows for such an event

she does all of this at some point after falling asleep but before I wake up (even during the middle of the night).. i'm telling you, she's very sneaky..

[Bagpuss]

Figure out which side she pulls the covers to, and then sleep on the side

[chef]

<sigh>

well, i prefer the right side, usually dont get to sleep on it as she takes up the right side, the middle and as much of the left side as possible, given that she's 8.5 stone and 5'10 that's pretty impressive in a king size bed..

however, on the times she's passed out on the sofa and trying to lift the dead weight all the way to bed is nigh impossible I smugly sleep diagonally until she wakes up with a bad neck and trudges to bed..

she also has a very clever knack of turning the duvet round 90 degrees meaning the zipper/popper bit also on my side AND manages to steal pillows..

she is a bed ninja of the highest order, very sneaky..

[BoredBloke]

I sleep on the top side as I find sleeping under the mattress a little bit uncomfortable

[FiveTimes]

I sleep on the right hand side, but I really want the left.. I've asked loads of times for a swap but no chance.

Mainly the very edge of the right with as little quilt as possible, and with my pillows pushed as far over my side so they don't fall off... I have suggested 2 singles but who would keep her feet warm then ?

[EternalOptimist]

numpties

its obviously a 'handed' question

I am right handed, so I sleep on the right. Then when I wake up at 4 in the am I can reach over and tickle her back for a couple of hours, or until my fkin arm falls off.

ah , true love

[cailin maith]

We swap sides intermittently. Mostly it depends upon which side she or I get off on.

No way.... you don't have a side??

I always get off on my own side!

[NotAllThere]

We swap sides intermittently. Mostly it depends upon which side she or I get off on.

[Sockpuppet]

I have a single bed. So its all mine.

[TheFaQQer]

At home, I sleep on the left.

If we're away, I sleep on the right.

[Troll]

real men sleep on the left... so wife can get out of bed and make the tea without disturbing the man

HTH

[hyperD]

Ah, it's the dominance of the old "lapus lapitup" gene of the hyperD family...

[wobbegong]

[---------BOTTOM OF BED----------]
[--WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE -----]
[--WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE -----]
[--WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE -----]
[--WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE ---h-]
[--WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE ---y-]
[--WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE ---p-]
[--WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE ---e-]
[--WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE ---r-]
[--WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE ---D-]
[----------TOP-OF-BED-------------]

HyperD, do you really sleep "top to tail" like that? You sly old dog, you.

[Board Game Geek]

I drew the diagram from a top down perspective, since that is where I normally view the bed from during Astral Projection exercises.

[SallyAnne]

from what perspective ? Didnt think of that...

ok....birds eye view of the bed..from above...


[---------BOTTOM OF BED---------]
[----------------------------------]
[----------------------------------]
[----------------------------------]
[----------------------------------]
[----LEFT-SIDE------RIGHT-SIDE --]
[----------------------------------]
[-----[PILLOW]-------[PILLOW]----]
[----------------------------------]
[----------------------------------]
[----------TOP-OF-BED------------]

Oh thats just ridiculous. surely you would vote from a "Lying in bed" perspective?!!!

I voted for the wrong side then

Take one off right and put it on left please.