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What car do you drive?
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Me - Travelcard
Mrs - A Skoda Felicia

But we are very poor and cannot afford a proper car. The immigrants are stealing all the jobs
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Vanity attracts vanity. You're welcome to 'em.Originally posted by miffy View PostVain poofs that get more tottie than you though!
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Unless the original car was designed to be a convertible then it will always be compromised with extra stiffening which adds weight and even then it wont be as good as the hard top original, that’s why a rag top 911 is a big no no.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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You're being a bit of a snob there. Unless you're taking your car to the track you won't notice...Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostUnless the original car was designed to be a convertible then it will always be compromised with extra stiffening which adds weight and even then it wont be as good as the hard top original, that’s why a rag top 911 is a big no no.
I'm waiting for my two years to be up (get an extra 6 points to play with) then I'll probably get an older Elise.
Mrs might cry when I get rid of the TT Roadster though - she loves it now."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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I never understood the theory that a flash car gets you the girls. Unless your 16 ansd still go cruising for chicks on a friday night... then how does it work?
Surely the tried and true tested method of being good looking, witty and splashing the cash in a bar still works....Comment
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As I'm a bit of miser I use the technique of being good looking, witty and making them laugh.Originally posted by tay View PostSurely the tried and true tested method of being good looking, witty and splashing the cash in a bar still works....
Hard Brexit now!
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As I'm a bit of miser I use the technique of being good looking, witty and making them pay for the drinks.Originally posted by sasguru View PostAs I'm a bit of miser I use the technique of being good looking, witty and making them laugh.

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It's stopping them laughing you have the problems with though sg.Originally posted by sasguru View PostAs I'm a bit of miser I use the technique of being good looking, witty and making them laugh.

“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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