How miserly are you?

[sasguru]

That's why she can't move. Trapped in the system. Sandy didn't you say you were working too many hours? Can't see the irony, eh?

Jeez, women's "logic"

[SandyDown]

That's why she can't move. Trapped in the system. Sandy didn't you say you were working too many hours? Can't see the irony, eh?

Jeez, women's "logic"

SAS- huh - ?? may be you are not making sense cuz am a woman wearing a Burka

Tay - thank god you made the right decision and killed yourself, you did humanity a big favour there

[tay]

You misundertsand Sandy (as usual) that was my suggestion for you.

[TheFaQQer]

Yes, get down Oxfam now, and spend it like it's going out of fashion, by the end of the day if you are not up to your eyeballs in staw hats, free trade marmalade and 80s powersuits, then what kind of man are ya?

Pah!

Fair trade marmalade, surely?

[xoggoth]

I hate spending money. I would rather spend my entire life hunched up miserably in a damp dark cupboard than spend money. The missus wants to spend about £15k of my hard earned savings on utterly tedious stuff like new shower room and bathroom. I keep telling her I don't want to spend thousands on things like showers and baths that I do not use more twice a year but she does not listen.

Does anyone have the address of a discrete but very cheap contract killer? She is insured.

[sasguru]

I hate spending money. I would rather spend my entire life hunched up miserably in a damp dark cupboard than spend money. The missus wants to spend about £15k of my hard earned savings on utterly tedious stuff like new shower room and bathroom. I keep telling her I don't want to spend thousands on things like showers and baths that I do not use more twice a year but she does not listen.

Does anyone have the address of a discrete but very cheap contract killer? She is insured.

I'll do it forra fiver!

[xoggoth]

Hey one learns summit from z. Apart from suitable herbs to use when cooking small children.

This word discrete (separable) is not the same as discreet (prudent, private).