The "Ask Beaker" thread.

[BrilloPad]

Questions? What questions?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

[BrilloPad]

Questions? What questions?

Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

[BrilloPad]

Questions? What questions?

Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?

[BrilloPad]

Questions? What questions?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

[Lucifer Box]

There's a minor magic-user spell which does significant damage to the demi-lich

Oooohhh, which one, which one?

I might meet one later and need to be prepared.

[SueEllen]

Why has HRH decided to copy you? Is it because he really is a t***?

[beaker]

Apparently

[DiscoStu]

Beaker, is it time for this thread to once again be resurrected?

[El_Diablo]

Beaker, is it time for this thread to once again be resurrected?

I thought Beaker renounced it? It got to the point where if he asked a question, he effectively got told to ask himself

I shall begin, Beaker what should we do with Wilm-Slooooooooooooooooooow?

[Churchill]

I shall begin, Beaker what should we do with Wilm-Slooooooooooooooooooow?

Put him in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on him.