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The "Ask Beaker" thread.
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Whatever makes you happyOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostBeaker - I need a new thermos flask. What colour should I choose?Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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I think you've answered your own questionOriginally posted by SueEllen View PostBeaker- why do I keep getting the blue screen of death on my laptop when I'm actually working?Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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Is Liverpool's Capital of Culture status a symbol that this country is truly fooked?How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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I'm on the bench so I have more time for aimless pursuits... I mean answering your important questionsOriginally posted by BrilloPad View Postbeaker - I thought you were letting this thread die. why are you back?Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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If Liverpool is the capital of culture, what does that make London the capital of?Originally posted by Troll View PostBeaker
Is Liverpool's Capital of Culture status a symbol that this country is truly fooked?Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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Is that a conununununundrum?Originally posted by beaker View PostIf Liverpool is the capital of culture, what does that make London the capital of?How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Correct. London is the capital of conununununundrum.Originally posted by Troll View PostIs that a conununununundrum?Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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beaker - if a quality contract like you is on the bench, whay hope is there for us mear mortals?Originally posted by beaker View PostI'm on the bench so I have more time for aimless pursuits... I mean answering your important questions
how long do you expect to be on the bench for?
will you now appear in tpd?
am I allowed 3 questions per post? opps I mean 4...Comment
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