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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
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    What is
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    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
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      Beaker - is Disco correct?

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        Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
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        Beaker, is this actually nearer:

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        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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          Beaker - I need a new thermos flask. What colour should I choose?

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            Beaker- why do I keep getting the blue screen of death on my laptop when I'm actually working?
            "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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              Dear Mr Beaker,

              "What light through yonder window breaks?" 'n all that bit.

              Wots it all about? Sounds a bit dodgy to me. Me thinks the lad is up to no good.
              How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Beaker - how do you create a thread with a poll?
                You need an "Ask sasguru" thread for those kinds of questions.
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                  Beaker, I have been trying to put an Ikea wardrobe together and can't get some of the parts to fit.
                  Is this an erectile disfunction ?
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    Beaker, is it raining out
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      Originally posted by Diver View Post
                      Beaker, I have been trying to put an Ikea wardrobe together and can't get some of the parts to fit.
                      Is this an erectile disfunction ?
                      Yes
                      Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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