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    #61
    Dave: You missed the famous uses of the word flip.

    Where is all this flipping water coming from: Captain of the Titanic. <aaaarrrrggggghhhh titanic>
    What the flip was that bang : Mayor of Hiroshima

    etc.
    I am not qualified to give the above advice!

    The original point and click interface by
    Smith and Wesson.

    Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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      #62
      Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
      Dave: You missed the famous uses of the word flip.

      Where is all this flipping water coming from: Captain of the petalanic. <aaaarrrrggggghhhh titanic>
      What the flip was that bang : Mayor of Hiroshima

      etc.
      Any flipping idiot can understand that - Einstein
      Flipping PC flipping World - Garry Glitter

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        #63
        Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
        Dave: You missed the famous uses of the word flip.

        Where is all this flipping water coming from: Captain of the petalanic. <aaaarrrrggggghhhh titanic>
        What the flip was that bang : Mayor of Hiroshima

        etc.
        I have to admit that the post was not a DaveB original but a blatantly ripped off version of a Monty Python classic on the use of the word ****. I'd post a link but it contains the word **** in the url and that gets blanked as well.

        http://www.sigg3.net/myself/fu*k.html and edit as obvious.
        "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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          #64
          Leave it out!

          Cheers for testing out the string replacement - some fantastic results and gave us all a good laugh this afternoon. Been way too busy to clear up your mess until now but a couple of short-term and one complete ban later it looks like sense has almost been restored...

          I think you should all get the point now, there are Terms and Conditions on the site stating all members should refrain from swearing and, as well as having a laugh with string replacement, we would like to remind all users who have escaped a ban that you need to refrain from bad language on the board.

          I am surprised at the dullards out there who could not get past the filter but those that did, and left the swearing in place, now have some time on the bench to consider their actions and the effect is has on others.

          In all seriousness, we do not want the board to descend in the social networking / dating board as one of our regular posters suggested so please keep it clean and confine your smut (still no swearing though) to light relief.

          Thanks again for the laugh, done me the power of good.

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            #65
            Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
            Seems to be going a bit crazy

            scunthorpe, attitude

            quality

            If you'd ever been to Scunthorpe you'd know why its a swearword....
            Some people are like slinkys, totally pointless but the thought of pushing them down a flight of stairs never fails to put a smile on your face.

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              #66
              Originally posted by DaveB View Post
              I have to admit that the post was not a DaveB original but a blatantly ripped off version of a Monty Python classic on the use of the word ****. I'd post a link but it contains the word **** in the url and that gets blanked as well.

              http://www.sigg3.net/myself/fu*k.html and edit as obvious.
              It reminds me of the Rory won for the most gratuitous use of the word flip in a serious screenplay.
              Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                #67
                Have you seen how many posts admin edited? Earned his money yesterday.




                ** He missed one that was in a quote I had used so I have edited it out myself today.
                I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                The original point and click interface by
                Smith and Wesson.

                Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                  #68


                  Bravo Admins - this has been a very funny thread.

                  And yes, we need the firm hand. I certainly do, cause I just cant talk without swearing sometimes - especially when bagpuss is on the board!

                  So it's noddy's all round for me (and I wrote "noddy" myself for the first time). I feel I'm growing as a person

                  Who got banned properly though?
                  The pope is a tard.

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post


                    Bravo Admins - this has been a very funny thread.

                    And yes, we need the firm hand. I certainly do, cause I just cant talk without swearing sometimes - especially when bagpuss is on the board!

                    So it's noddy's all round for me (and I wrote "noddy" myself for the first time). I feel I'm growing as a person

                    Who got banned properly though?
                    DBA_Bloke for good and Faqqer and Money for a week. I came close apparently.
                    I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                    The original point and click interface by
                    Smith and Wesson.

                    Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                      #70
                      Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
                      DBA_Bloke for good and Faqqer and Money for a week. I came close apparently.
                      Oops!!!

                      I guess we'll be playing "guess the newbie" for a while then
                      The pope is a tard.

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