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    #71
    Take a pic of said female, print it out A4. Discretely stick it to the back of your wife's head as you perform an ilicit act upon her personage, remember to remove this 'marital aid' before your wife realises what a cad you are
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #72
      Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
      Take a pic of said female, print it out A4. Discretely stick it to the back of your wife's head as you perform an ilicit act upon her personage, remember to remove this 'marital aid' before your wife realises what a cad you are
      If you get that far, things are more worrying than they seem.

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        #73
        Girl in option B doesn't know I'm married. I think I should let her know I'm married, and then she still wants to blow me at least I won't feel guilty about leading her on. Just to confirm (again) - I will be using MSN to relay this information to her.

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          #74
          Did some work. But suffering from man-flu. Girl boss sent me home at 4pm. ( Yes, I'm on a daily rate... )
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #75
            Originally posted by r0bly0ns View Post
            Well I've now finished for the day and apparantly I'm off to the pub while Bagpuss, AndyW, Spartacus, Faqqer, Chef, Sasguru and many others take my wife to Manchester for the weekend.


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            We had a lovely time - shame you couldn't make it.
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              #76
              Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
              You can choose multiple...
              Made a video about Jagtvej 69, politics, teambuilding and shaved legs, that was the other day though.
              Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
              threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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                #77
                Read my email - steaming pile that it is, and decided that I really don't fancy doing any of the work that's just been assigned to me.
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                  #78
                  damn, it's gone 11 !!!! i really should atleast attempt to look like I'm working...

                  so far:

                  reviewed sports Mp3 players for father's b'day present
                  made a brew
                  drank the brew
                  caught up on CUK postings
                  daydreamed
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                    #79
                    Had a bacon mushroom and tomato sandwich.

                    Much better than the rubbishe I ate last night.

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                      #80
                      Originally posted by r0bly0ns View Post
                      Had a bacon mushroom and tomato sandwich.

                      Much better than the rubbishe I ate last night.
                      I got a free cheese and tomato toastie on the plane this morning, despite losing my frequent flyer card. If I'd realized I could persuade them to let me have one, I'd have sat in my original seat in row 1 and had a sausage, bacon and egg panini instead.
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