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    #61
    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    There are two photos on Facebook.

    And some in my inbox
    Share the love mate ... (chasingtheauroraATgmaildotcom)
    Have patience. In time, even grass becomes milk.

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      #62
      Originally posted by chasingtheaurora View Post
      Share the love mate ...
      Most mail filters will kick out such content.

      Makes you want to be a tattooist though!

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        #63
        Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
        There are two photos on Facebook.

        And some in my inbox
        Two? Had a nosey just now (from work!) and saw one. Never mind - shouldn't really go there, will get me in trouble.

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          #64
          Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
          Most mail filters will kick out such content.

          Makes you want to be a tattooist though!

          Not GMAILs
          Have patience. In time, even grass becomes milk.

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            #65
            Originally posted by Zorba View Post
            Two? Had a nosey just now (from work!) and saw one. Never mind - shouldn't really go there, will get me in trouble.
            you only see someone's full profile if you are there friend. Otherwise you see a limited profile.. i.e a pic only
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              #66
              Originally posted by chef View Post
              you only see someone's full profile if you are there friend. Otherwise you see a limited profile.. i.e a pic only
              Ah, got you. But then I'd have to reveal who I am - I'd better live in ignorance. Too cowardly by far!

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                #67
                What have I done today?

                Just chatted to a girl at work, there was some blatant flirting both ways -- tingling in my pants occurred.

                Do I :

                a) Remain with my wife of many years and bring up my children like a good father.

                b) Tell the other girl that I love her and have loved her ever since I knew her since 15 minutes ago, and leave my wife for her? Just to confirm - I will use MSN for this.

                c) Go home and have a w*nk while thinking of the other girl.

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by TazMaN View Post
                  What have I done today?

                  Just chatted to a girl at work, there was some blatant flirting both ways -- tingling in my pants occurred.

                  Do I :

                  a) Remain with my wife of many years and bring up my children like a good father.

                  b) Tell the other girl that I love her and have loved her ever since I knew her since 15 minutes ago, and leave my wife for her? Just to confirm - I will use MSN for this.

                  c) Go home and have a w*nk while thinking of the other girl.

                  Classic! (c) followed by (a), is where the smart money goes.

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by zeitghost
                    Or d) go home & shag the wife senseless... don't buy her flowers though or she'll think something's up...
                    She'd have to let you near her first though.

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                      #70
                      Originally posted by zeitghost
                      Mmmmmmmmmm...

                      I knew there was a flaw in my Cunning Plan... (or cunnilingus plan as the case may be...).
                      Now that's just rude.

                      On another topic, have all the mods taken today off? We've managed to pollute most of the threads and yet they are not in LR.

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