Take a pic of said female, print it out A4. Discretely stick it to the back of your wife's head as you perform an ilicit act upon her personage, remember to remove this 'marital aid' before your wife realises what a cad you are
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The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.” -
If you get that far, things are more worrying than they seem.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostComment
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Girl in option B doesn't know I'm married. I think I should let her know I'm married, and then she still wants to blow me at least I won't feel guilty about leading her on. Just to confirm (again) - I will be using MSN to relay this information to her.Comment
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Did some work. But suffering from man-flu. Girl boss sent me home at 4pm. ( Yes, I'm on a daily rate...
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Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Made a video about Jagtvej 69, politics, teambuilding and shaved legs, that was the other day though.Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostInsanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.
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damn, it's gone 11 !!!! i really should atleast attempt to look like I'm working...
so far:
reviewed sports Mp3 players for father's b'day present
made a brew
drank the brew
caught up on CUK postings
daydreamedThe proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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Had a bacon mushroom and tomato sandwich.
Much better than the rubbishe I ate last night.Comment
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I got a free cheese and tomato toastie on the plane this morning, despite losing my frequent flyer card. If I'd realized I could persuade them to let me have one, I'd have sat in my original seat in row 1 and had a sausage, bacon and egg panini instead.Originally posted by r0bly0ns View PostComment
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