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    #21
    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    Do you love me too?

    Go on, say you do
    It's not that easy for us blokes.

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      #22
      Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
      Do you love me too?

      Go on, say you do
      I love everybody Sally I'm such a nice person, I Even forgive SAS and his blow up doll / ladyboy fixation.
      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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        #23
        Interviewed a total and complete w*nker.
        Have patience. In time, even grass becomes milk.

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          #24
          Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
          I love everybody Sally I'm such a nice person, I Even forgive SAS and his blow up doll / ladyboy fixation.
          Are you saying you LOVE sas then?

          Would you touch his t*ts in the pictures?
          The pope is a tard.

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            #25
            Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
            "Do you ruv me?"
            Me ruv you good, rong time, 5 dollar.
            SA.
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #26
              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              Me ruv you good, rong time, 5 dollar.
              SA.
              You sound like Scooby Doo
              The pope is a tard.

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                #27
                Originally posted by chasingtheaurora View Post
                Interviewed a total and complete w*nker.
                David Cameron after a job?

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                  Are you saying you LOVE sas then?

                  Would you touch his t*ts in the pictures?
                  Euuurghhhh. Don't go there, enough already ...
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                    Me ruv you good, rong time, 5 dollar.
                    SA.
                    dorrah
                    The vegetarian option.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
                      dorrah
                      I have a feeling

                      "Me ruv you good, rong time, 5 dorrah"

                      is going to become a CUK catchphrase.
                      Hard Brexit now!
                      #prayfornodeal

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