Modern man????!!!

[TheFaQQer]

I didn't say blokes were expected to grab t*ts - I said they were expected to try!!!!!

Having a bloke cry at a chick flick instead of sitting up close to his date, in the dark, for 90 minutes and not getting aroused or trying it on is modern man gone wrong!!

Did she check whether he was aroused? Just because he didn't go straight in for a grope doesn't mean he didn't want to.

[FiveTimes]

Did she check whether he was aroused? Just because he didn't go straight in for a grope doesn't mean he didn't want to.

Good call, it take 2 to tango, maybe if she dropped the hand first then bingo he knows the score and can go for norks... or even lower

[TheFaQQer]

My mate (the one I tried to fix you all up with a while ago)...went on a first date with a 29 year old lad a couple of weeks ago. They went to the pictures.

She was telling me at lunchtime that they'd had a great night, snogged at the end too...but he never called back!

Why wasn't he focussing all his attention on trying to grab your t*ts, like blokes do in the pictures?"!

Any chance that your "friend" is just plain butt ugly?

[Churchill]

This sent us off laughing, but raised a good point! What the feck has happened to men?!!!

Hello.

Show us your NORKS!

[Gonzo]

I didn't say blokes were expected to grab t*ts - I said they were expected to try!!!!!

Having a bloke cry at a chick flick instead of sitting up close to his date, in the dark, for 90 minutes and not getting aroused or trying it on is modern man gone wrong!!

Jeez.

A bloke takes a woman on a date, shows her a bit of respect, and still they complain about it!

As I have always said when it comes to women, a man cannot win, so it is not worth putting any effort into trying.

[TheFaQQer]

Jeez.

A bloke takes a woman on a date, shows her a bit of respect, and still they complain about it!

As I have always said when it comes to women, a man cannot win, so it is not worth putting any effort into trying.

They don't do respect in Sunnerlund.

[TheFaQQer]

They don't do respect in Sunnerlund.

Like.

[SallyAnne]

Hello.

Show us your NORKS!

<and breathe>

Thats more like it!!!!

REALLY missed you today!!

[Gonzo]

Ahhh Gonzo - trust you to be thinking of the people around you during all this if you were at the flicks with a lass SHE'D be all over YOU, so this is a moot point where you're concerned

It was about 3 weeks ago.

Aaaww,

3 weeks? OK, he should have tried it on a bit if he was not going to contact her again. He is a freak.

EDIT - but not try it on actually in the Cinema!

[DimPrawn]

Reminds me of a Fat Slags cartoon.

Bloke is trying to feel the birds minge, she shouts

Oi! Tits first, I'm not a slag!