Skier or Boarder

[snaw]

Imagine if the motorway was full of cars that could only exit by doing a 90 deg turns across 3 lanes of traffic, that's boarding. Luckily they have to stop by breaking their wrists

Yeah, cause slopes are full of skiers not doing the snow plough ...

Like I say, it's a stupid argument which is way past it's sell by. More appropriate would be competent vs incompetent - unfortuantely way too many people on the mountains have a strange idea of their skill levels being much higher than they actually are.

There's nothing clever abot going downhill fast and out of control, ski or boards, you just look like a d!ck.

[TheFaQQer]

Now, cross-country skiing ... now you're talking

That's hard work, and has less posing than real skiing.

[gingerjedi]

I had every intention of boarding the first time I went on a snow holiday but for some reason I tried skiing first and have never looked back, I am now too old to start going through the pain of learning something new.

[DBA_bloke]

Skiing and Snowboarding: The Real Truth.

Semi-pissed numpties ascending then descending snowy hillsides on posh planks of wood, hoping against hope to be noticed. Then off to the tragically naff huts to top-up their booze levels and attempt to cop-off with similar sad examples. And the same, every day, for the next week, or so. All accomplished by spending bundles on the "right" gear, airfares, hotels, etc.

Finally a few days back home w*nking themselves into a coma when they gleefully recall their endeavours. Comedy of the highest calibre.

[snaw]

Skiing and Snowboarding: The Real Truth.

Semi-pissed numpties ascending then descending snowy hillsides on posh planks of wood, hoping against hope to be noticed. Then off to the tragically naff huts to top-up their booze levels and attempt to cop-off with similar sad examples. And the same, every day, for the next week, or so. All accomplished by spending bundles on the "right" gear, airfares, hotels, etc.

Finally a few days back home w*nking themselves into a coma when they gleefully recall their endeavours. Comedy of the highest calibre.

You've no idea, have you.

[DBA_bloke]

You've no idea, have you.

I am exercising my right as a CUK member to judge without evidence or experience. But I'm still right, though.

[sasguru]

I am exercising my right as a CUK member to judge without evidence or experience. But I'm still right, though.

I pity the fool.

[SallyAnne]

****** on sticks?

EDIT: you can't say p r i c k s ? OMG CENSORSHIP!

OMG mods u r noobs. lol.

[ChimpMaster]

OMG mods u r noobs. lol.

ye wat da fk is dis! j/k mds we luv u lds

[SallyAnne]

ye wat da fk is dis! j/k mds we luv u lds

u x