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    #21
    Originally posted by tay View Post
    Feel on my ass really hard, no bones down there, but there is a cartiledge or something.. I chipped some of that off... couldnt sit straight for a month. Made me look I was gay and had had waaaaay to good a weekend.
    I did the same thing. Injured my coccyx.

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      #22
      Originally posted by chef View Post
      i'm willing to bet SallyAnne would be more than happy to beat you , on a mountain or otherwise... so i've heard
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        #23
        Where's the option for "Skier and think all boarders should be shot" or "Skier and think everyone else on the mountain should be shot"?

        I've invested far too much money learning to ski really well to waste it now and learn how to fall over on a board.

        Next year, I get to take my elder daughter skiing - who will be 5 by then.
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          #24
          Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

          I've invested far too much money learning to ski really well to waste it now and learn how to fall over on a board.
          Boarding takes less lessons so after a week you can cause loads of havoc.
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            #25
            Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
            Boarding takes less lessons so after a week you can cause loads of havoc.
            The object of skiing is to stay on your skis.

            The object of boarding is to fall over lots, maiming as many people as you can on the way.
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              #26
              Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
              The object of skiing is to stay on your skis.

              The object of boarding is to fall over lots, maiming as many people as you can on the way.
              Nah the object of boarding is to go as near to as many novice skiers who are having a lesson as possible so they all fall over or start screaming, and you continue onwards. Then fall over laughing.
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                #27
                Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                The object of skiing is to stay on your skis.

                The object of boarding is to fall over lots, maiming as many people as you can on the way.
                The object of skiing is to get good enough to go fast, but not good enough to stop or look where the f you are going.

                The object of boarding is to get halfway down then have a smoke/drink right across the piste...
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                  #28
                  Imagine if the motorway was full of cars that could only exit by doing a 90 deg turns across 3 lanes of traffic, that's boarding. Luckily they have to stop by breaking their wrists
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                    #29
                    Originally posted by wendigo100 View Post
                    I did the same thing. Injured my coccyx.
                    Is that your small boner?
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                      #30
                      Now, cross-country skiing ... now you're talking
                      Have patience. In time, even grass becomes milk.

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