Skier or Boarder

[DBA_bloke]

I pity the fool.

Meds worn off again? Nurse!

[shelby68]

I can't say "Rad", "Awesome" or "EXTREME!!!" enough to be a border, that and I don't have the fashion sense.

[Churchill]

Where's the "None, I drive a Porsche as a second car, own a motor-boat and have a quarter share in a helipcopter" option?

[Moscow Mule]

Where's the "None, I drive a Porsche as a second car, own a motor-boat and have a quarter share in a helipcopter" option?

So you have inherent need to feel enclosed when going fast?

Hmmm interesting.

[wendigo100]

Is that your small boner?

Yes, it's the one that points towards my arse.

[wendigo100]

Skiing and Snowboarding: The Real Truth.

Semi-pissed numpties ascending then descending snowy hillsides on posh planks of wood, hoping against hope to be noticed. Then off to the tragically naff huts to top-up their booze levels and attempt to cop-off with similar sad examples. And the same, every day, for the next week, or so. All accomplished by spending bundles on the "right" gear, airfares, hotels, etc.

Finally a few days back home w*nking themselves into a coma when they gleefully recall their endeavours. Comedy of the highest calibre.

Sounds about right in my, admittedly limited, experience.

Except not many half-pissed on the slopes though.

[DBA_bloke]

Sounds about right in my, admittedly limited, experience.

Except not many half-pissed on the slopes though.

I knew I was right!