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Now it's killer ladybirds...
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Wouldn't it be quicker stamp on them? And why do you need a camera?The council wants people carrying cameras to snap the Asian insects. -
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I think we should campaign for UK greenfly for UK ladybirds. All these immigrant ladybirds coming over here and eating our greenflyRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Yeah Tony, I read it that way too.Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostI think we should campaign for UK greenfly for UK ladybirds. All these immigrant ladybirds coming over here and eating our greenflyComment
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Shropshire County Council is asking residents to keep their eyes peeled for Harlequin ladybirds, which are black, red or yellow with varied spots.
Nice and easy to tell them apart from other ladybirds then!! Good accurate description that!Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Maybe we should set up a border force of small birds to catch this lot when they try to enter the UK. We could also tape them to the legs of migratory birds to send 'em back.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Can't we just find out the date of the ladybird picnic then do a swoop and catch them all at the same time?"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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Dont you mean the Ugly Bug Ball?Originally posted by daviejones View PostCan't we just find out the date of the ladybird picnic then do a swoop and catch them all at the same time?I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
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No as that would lead to all sorts of ugly bugs being in attendance...I really do mean the ladybirds picnic...Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostDont you mean the Ugly Bug Ball?
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