Reply to: Now it's killer ladybirds...

[BoredBloke]

Hello I'm wondering if you would be interested in changing your ladybird ID card providings to another ladybird ID card providings, a providings which provides much cheapness in the ladybird ID providings.

[BoredBloke]

Ok Wipro it is then

[daviejones]

but you believe that I was seriously suggesting id cards for ladybirds though!

I think it is a good idea, as long as we don't get EDS to do it!!!

[BoredBloke]

but you believe that I was seriously suggesting id cards for ladybirds though!

[daviejones]

After a period of consultation, I think the only option is to spend vast sums of cash and hand it to one of the consultancies who have a track record in consistantly delivering high quality IT related solutions - I'm thinking EDS here, and issue all ladybirds with biometric id cards detailing such things as number of spots, location of spots and shade of redness. Only that will prevent illegal ladybirds from taking advantage of our goodwill, free greenfly and glourious climate.

I do not believe that you used EDS and high quality in the same sentence...

[BoredBloke]

After a period of consultation, I think the only option is to spend vast sums of cash and hand it to one of the consultancies who have a track record in consistantly delivering high quality IT related solutions - I'm thinking EDS here, and issue all ladybirds with biometric id cards detailing such things as number of spots, location of spots and shade of redness. Only that will prevent illegal ladybirds from taking advantage of our goodwill, free greenfly and glourious climate.

[daviejones]

Dont you mean the Ugly Bug Ball?

No as that would lead to all sorts of ugly bugs being in attendance...I really do mean the ladybirds picnic...

[The Lone Gunman]

Can't we just find out the date of the ladybird picnic then do a swoop and catch them all at the same time?

Dont you mean the Ugly Bug Ball?

[daviejones]

Can't we just find out the date of the ladybird picnic then do a swoop and catch them all at the same time?

[BoredBloke]

Maybe we should set up a border force of small birds to catch this lot when they try to enter the UK. We could also tape them to the legs of migratory birds to send 'em back.

[Bear]

Shropshire County Council is asking residents to keep their eyes peeled for Harlequin ladybirds, which are black, red or yellow with varied spots.

Nice and easy to tell them apart from other ladybirds then!! Good accurate description that!

[Churchill]

I think we should campaign for UK greenfly for UK ladybirds. All these immigrant ladybirds coming over here and eating our greenfly

Yeah Tony, I read it that way too.

[BoredBloke]

I think we should campaign for UK greenfly for UK ladybirds. All these immigrant ladybirds coming over here and eating our greenfly

[King Cnvt]

Maybe you are meant to "snap" the insects by hitting them with a heavy object, such as a camera?

[PRC1964]

The council wants people carrying cameras to snap the Asian insects.

Wouldn't it be quicker stamp on them? And why do you need a camera?